hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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