We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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