and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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