Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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