I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I will be naked everywhere
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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