You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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