All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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