areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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