Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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