He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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