last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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