yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
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