big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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