Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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