Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
