Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
