Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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