Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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