WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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