so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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