i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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