you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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