it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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