when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
