whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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