My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
