it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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