Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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