It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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