her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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