dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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