I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
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