Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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