im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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