Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
50% drunk capacity currently
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
May the power of my ass compel you!!
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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