I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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