You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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