Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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