I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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