I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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