ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
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