Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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