i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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