The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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