David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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