I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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