I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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