dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
please come you make the beer taste better
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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