Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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