wat bout pragnant strippers??
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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